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Hello everyone, I hope these words find you well, and if you reside on the northern half of our planet, enjoying spring, that section in our lap around the sun where our planet’s funky tilt increasingly graces us with the light of the sun. Tonight, in a most random Late Night Letter effort, I aim to tell you the abbreviated story of shoes and to free you from footwear designed ages ago for social mobility at the expense of the natural function of your feet. That’s right, like the brutal female foot binding practices in China and various traditions in Asia and Africa that “elongate” the neck with golden rings, we too unknowingly suffer deformed feet living in the cultural wake of status-seeking shoe wearers. We needlessly suffer foot problems (like bunions, plantar fasciitis, and the need for arch support) and frequent running injuries (like shin splints, runner’s knee, and IT band syndrome) from the unnatural design of our shoes. There are two issues with 99% of our shoes: higher heels and small, pointed fronts that keep our toes from spreading as they should. The history of high heels began with 10th-century Persian cavalry, who intelligently added heels to shoes to keep their feet from slipping from their stirrups. However, as people with horses (and thus money and status) wore heels, other people started adding heels to their shoes to look rich and cool like them. Fast forward to the 17th century, a Persian delegation was sent to Europe, and a period known as “Persia-mania” ensued. European aristocrats all suddenly wanted to rock heels. King Louis XIV got so into them that he passed “an edict that only nobility could wear heels.” Culturally, this was probably the social high-water mark for heels: the King of France synonymized heels with nobility. Three hundred years later, almost all shoes have higher heels, and nobody can really explain why. The podcast episode in the Highly Recommended section above is an interview with Golden Harper, lifelong runner, founder of Altra Running Shoes, and the guy who invented the term “zero drop” to describe shoes that are the same height at their heels and toes. Growing up working in his parent’s running shoe store, the story of Golden’s life is discovering that the design of modern shoes is quite stupid, and striving to deliver this discovery to the world. Now, there are a lot of running experts out there who say that no studies prove higher heels are bad, and I am not playing a doctor on the internet here, but think: our feet are the intricate, complex product of millions of years of evolution. The foot is composed of 33 joints, 26 bones, and more than a hundred muscles, tendons, and ligaments that all work together to bear gravity, allow us to move, and make forceful contact with the constantly varying surfaces of the Earth. And basically no one wore heels — which significantly alter our evolved mechanics of movement — until Persian horsemen showed up in heels and King Louis XIV thought he looked pretty damn good in them:
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